Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Will he......?


  1. Respect the law.

  2. Cook

  3. Write

  4. Sing

  5. Have no coloured tattoos prior to being married with children

  6. Change nappies

  7. Get up in the night

  8. Be a guard - or any type of man in uniform...

  9. Be someone who laughs at my jokes.

  10. Have a bit of a belly

  11. Be healthy

  12. Have big feet

  13. Be intelligenter

  14. Wear brand name items of clothing

  15. Be clean

  16. *Be someone who doesn't own a phone.

  17. Be someone who loves me for me: (*Sleepwalking and bad dreams)

  18. Be respected by colleagues

  19. Have arms legs and a heart

  20. Be someone who doesn't do an arts degree in UCD

  21. Be someone who dresses well

  22. Be a non-smoker

  23. *Be a non-drinker

  24. Be a non-druggler

  25. Not be clingy whatsoever

  26. Have a nice family

  27. *Likes dogs

  28. Be 6ft tall

  29. Be someone who looks good in a dark professional suit (Party)

  30. Be someone who likes the same music

  31. Live local

  32. Watch skins etc

  33. Watch family guy etc

  34. Not take up the whole bed whilst sharing

  35. Be someone who doesn't make noises while sleeping

  36. Not hog the TV remote

  37. Stay quiet whilst out clothes shopping and tell you you look amazing babes.

  38. Have a pet name for you and you for him

  39. Be someone who has never seen nor been with another woman - Virgintino

  40. *Be someone who didn't go to Trinity or UCD

  41. Be someone who gets cold in the winter and has to wear a scarf and gloves

  42. Be someone who is not ashamed to wear a scarf and gloves

  43. Be someone who will accept my choice of baby names without question

  44. *Be someone who will understand why there will never be a photo of us ever.

  45. Be a cool dad

  46. Never cheat on me

  47. *Not see past my lies

  48. Want to travel the world.

  49. *Not like Spain or the sun in general

  50. *Be someone who doesn't order weird food from the curry shop

  51. *Not drink tea and or coffee.

  52. Be someone who likes my hair - no matter how many colours it is at the one time

  53. Play the guitar or any instrument, bar his own.

  54. Be good with kids

  55. Be a good assembler

  56. *Be religious - but not mad religious like.

  57. Not be a hoarder

  58. Respect my need to hoard

  59. Respect my OCD

  60. Like to snuggle

  61. Have the rhythm

  62. Please have no artificial limbs

  63. Be someone who can give a good high-five

  64. Be liked by my friends

  65. Be someone who minds our child while I'm at work

  66. Be capable of dressing our child nicely up to my standards when I'm not around.

  67. Not ever Shhhh me

  68. *Not eat sandwiches, beans, mashed potato, humous or any normal edible items.

  69. Be someone who can mind our child without mine or my mother's supervision

  70. Be someone who can look after the garden, the grass and the plants

  71. Not have a girl best friend

  72. Have a good eye for decorating

  73. Always let me be right

  74. Not take longer than me in the bathroom or to get ready

  75. Only own limited amounts of clothing.

  76. Be older than me *by 1 month to 3 years

  77. Have a sexy attractive accent eg french.....*Dublin north

  78. Be a good cuddler

  79. Be a hand-holder *only if hands are evenly matched in size

  80. Have Forest Gump as their favourite film

  81. Not behave like a woman

  82. Read

  83. Have a nickname

  84. Be able to hold a sarcastic conversation

  85. Be witty

  86. Be punctual

  87. Wear a watch

  88. *Have a secret not including: Secret love child, gay, other woman or an illness

  89. Be immortal

  90. Love to sleep as much as me

  91. *Know how to have a good time without the influence of alcohol

  92. Always aspire to be as amazing as Michael Buble

  93. Have long hair

  94. Blonde

  95. Blue Eyes

  96. Be either dublinese or American

  97. *Have any of the following names: Orlando, Portland, London, Paris, Skye, Sydney

  98. Let me, and me solely, organise our wedding day.

  99. *Have small hands

  100. Be my soul mate.

*These are all of the criteria which apply only to Jade and her requirements for a future suitor.


> This list was composed and written by Becca Woody and Jade Eiffe O'Toole in a rather advanced state of delirium mixed with hysteria.

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