- Respect the law.
- Cook
- Write
- Sing
- Have no coloured tattoos prior to being married with children
- Change nappies
- Get up in the night
- Be a guard - or any type of man in uniform...
- Be someone who laughs at my jokes.
- Have a bit of a belly
- Be healthy
- Have big feet
- Be intelligenter
- Wear brand name items of clothing
- Be clean
- *Be someone who doesn't own a phone.
- Be someone who loves me for me: (*Sleepwalking and bad dreams)
- Be respected by colleagues
- Have arms legs and a heart
- Be someone who doesn't do an arts degree in UCD
- Be someone who dresses well
- Be a non-smoker
- *Be a non-drinker
- Be a non-druggler
- Not be clingy whatsoever
- Have a nice family
- *Likes dogs
- Be 6ft tall
- Be someone who looks good in a dark professional suit (Party)
- Be someone who likes the same music
- Live local
- Watch skins etc
- Watch family guy etc
- Not take up the whole bed whilst sharing
- Be someone who doesn't make noises while sleeping
- Not hog the TV remote
- Stay quiet whilst out clothes shopping and tell you you look amazing babes.
- Have a pet name for you and you for him
- Be someone who has never seen nor been with another woman - Virgintino
- *Be someone who didn't go to Trinity or UCD
- Be someone who gets cold in the winter and has to wear a scarf and gloves
- Be someone who is not ashamed to wear a scarf and gloves
- Be someone who will accept my choice of baby names without question
- *Be someone who will understand why there will never be a photo of us ever.
- Be a cool dad
- Never cheat on me
- *Not see past my lies
- Want to travel the world.
- *Not like Spain or the sun in general
- *Be someone who doesn't order weird food from the curry shop
- *Not drink tea and or coffee.
- Be someone who likes my hair - no matter how many colours it is at the one time
- Play the guitar or any instrument, bar his own.
- Be good with kids
- Be a good assembler
- *Be religious - but not mad religious like.
- Not be a hoarder
- Respect my need to hoard
- Respect my OCD
- Like to snuggle
- Have the rhythm
- Please have no artificial limbs
- Be someone who can give a good high-five
- Be liked by my friends
- Be someone who minds our child while I'm at work
- Be capable of dressing our child nicely up to my standards when I'm not around.
- Not ever Shhhh me
- *Not eat sandwiches, beans, mashed potato, humous or any normal edible items.
- Be someone who can mind our child without mine or my mother's supervision
- Be someone who can look after the garden, the grass and the plants
- Not have a girl best friend
- Have a good eye for decorating
- Always let me be right
- Not take longer than me in the bathroom or to get ready
- Only own limited amounts of clothing.
- Be older than me *by 1 month to 3 years
- Have a sexy attractive accent eg french.....*Dublin north
- Be a good cuddler
- Be a hand-holder *only if hands are evenly matched in size
- Have Forest Gump as their favourite film
- Not behave like a woman
- Read
- Have a nickname
- Be able to hold a sarcastic conversation
- Be witty
- Be punctual
- Wear a watch
- *Have a secret not including: Secret love child, gay, other woman or an illness
- Be immortal
- Love to sleep as much as me
- *Know how to have a good time without the influence of alcohol
- Always aspire to be as amazing as Michael Buble
- Have long hair
- Blonde
- Blue Eyes
- Be either dublinese or American
- *Have any of the following names: Orlando, Portland, London, Paris, Skye, Sydney
- Let me, and me solely, organise our wedding day.
- *Have small hands
- Be my soul mate.
*These are all of the criteria which apply only to Jade and her requirements for a future suitor.
> This list was composed and written by Becca Woody and Jade Eiffe O'Toole in a rather advanced state of delirium mixed with hysteria.
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